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Random» NightElfAzeriksis (purple | 26 APM | 926 actions | 35:55)
Hero icon 5 Pandaren Brewmaster
Ability icon 1 Breath of Fire
Ability icon 1 Drunken Haze
Ability icon 3 Drunken Brawler
Hero icon 5 Dark Ranger
Ability icon 3 Black Arrow
Ability icon 2 Silence
Hero icon 5 Naga Sea Witch
Ability icon 3 Frost Arrows
Ability icon 2 Mana Shield

» actions
Assign group hotkey17
Basic commands10
Build / train67
Enter build submenu16
Enter hero's abilities submenu16
Give item / drop item1
Remove unit from queue1
Right click342
Select / deselect148
Select group hotkey252
Use ability56
926 total
» units
Wisp20
Archer4
Mountain Giant4
Dryad6
34 total
» upgrades
Hardened Skin1
Strength of the Wild3
Resistant Skin1
Reinforced Hides3
Abolish Magic1
9 total
» buildings
Altar of Elders1
Moon Well11
Ancient of War1
Tree of Ages1
Hunter's Hall1
Tree of Eternity1
Ancient of Lore2
Ancient of Wonders1
Tree of Life1
20 total
» build order
00:09 Altar of Elders
00:15 Moon Well
00:30 Ancient of War
01:53 Moon Well
03:00 Tree of Ages
03:23 Hunter's Hall
03:47 Moon Well
05:22 Tree of Eternity
06:01 Ancient of Lore
06:02 Ancient of Lore
06:06 Ancient of Wonders
06:42 Moon Well
06:46 Moon Well
07:07 Moon Well
07:08 Moon Well
07:09 Moon Well
10:45 Moon Well
10:52 Moon Well
11:01 Moon Well
15:41 Tree of Life
» items
Orb of Lightning1
Scroll of Town Portal1
2 total
HumanDeviIDance (red | 96 APM | 5129 actions | 53:14)
Hero icon 9 Archmage
Ability icon 3 Summon Water Elemental
Ability icon 3 Brilliance Aura
Ability icon 1 Mass Teleport
Ability icon 2 Blizzard

» actions
Assign group hotkey77
Basic commands186
Build / train278
ESC pressed3
Enter build submenu111
Enter hero's abilities submenu9
Give item / drop item8
Right click1996
Select / deselect733
Select group hotkey1453
Use ability275
5129 total
» units
Peasant22
Footman14
Goblin Shredder4
Dragonhawk Rider8
Goblin Sapper4
Gryphon Rider5
57 total
» upgrades
Masonry3
Defend1
Swords3
Armor3
Lumber Harvesting2
Animal War Training1
Storm Hammers1
Cloud1
Magic Sentry1
Sorceress Training2
Backpack1
Priest Training2
Control Magic1
Long Rifles1
Plating3
Gunpowder3
29 total
» buildings
Barracks1
Altar of Kings1
Farm13
Lumber Mill1
Arcane Vault1
Town Hall4
Scout Tower58
Guard Tower124
Arcane Tower8
Blacksmith2
Keep3
Castle3
Gryphon Aviary10
Arcane Sanctum1
230 total
» build order
00:16 Barracks
00:18 Altar of Kings
00:21 Farm
01:06 Farm
01:35 Lumber Mill
01:57 Farm
02:10 Arcane Vault
03:23 Farm
03:55 Town Hall
04:34 Farm
05:33 Scout Tower
05:36 Scout Tower
05:39 Scout Tower
05:42 Scout Tower
06:01 Guard Tower
06:02 Guard Tower
06:02 Guard Tower
06:02 Arcane Tower
06:02 Arcane Tower
06:03 Arcane Tower
06:06 Guard Tower
06:07 Guard Tower
06:07 Guard Tower
06:09 Guard Tower
06:09 Guard Tower
06:09 Guard Tower
06:14 Scout Tower
06:18 Scout Tower
06:21 Scout Tower
06:23 Blacksmith
06:30 Scout Tower
06:42 Arcane Tower
06:42 Arcane Tower
06:45 Guard Tower
06:45 Guard Tower
06:45 Guard Tower
07:00 Guard Tower
07:21 Keep
08:19 Scout Tower
08:23 Scout Tower
08:31 Scout Tower
09:08 Guard Tower
09:50 Castle
09:50 Castle
10:32 Gryphon Aviary
10:34 Gryphon Aviary
10:36 Gryphon Aviary
10:39 Gryphon Aviary
11:13 Gryphon Aviary
11:19 Gryphon Aviary
11:28 Farm
11:34 Farm
11:47 Guard Tower
11:47 Guard Tower
11:48 Guard Tower
11:48 Guard Tower
11:50 Guard Tower
11:50 Guard Tower
11:56 Arcane Sanctum
12:00 Farm
12:06 Farm
12:51 Guard Tower
12:51 Guard Tower
12:53 Guard Tower
12:53 Guard Tower
13:25 Farm
13:30 Gryphon Aviary
13:33 Gryphon Aviary
13:37 Gryphon Aviary
13:40 Gryphon Aviary
13:51 Guard Tower
13:52 Guard Tower
13:53 Guard Tower
13:53 Guard Tower
13:54 Guard Tower
14:54 Town Hall
14:55 Scout Tower
14:56 Scout Tower
15:01 Scout Tower
15:05 Scout Tower
15:23 Scout Tower
15:26 Guard Tower
15:26 Guard Tower
15:32 Guard Tower
15:35 Guard Tower
16:15 Guard Tower
16:22 Scout Tower
16:47 Farm
16:58 Guard Tower
17:20 Scout Tower
17:20 Scout Tower
17:23 Scout Tower
17:24 Scout Tower
17:25 Scout Tower
17:25 Scout Tower
17:38 Scout Tower
17:39 Scout Tower
17:56 Guard Tower
17:57 Guard Tower
17:57 Guard Tower
17:57 Guard Tower
17:58 Guard Tower
17:59 Guard Tower
17:59 Guard Tower
18:01 Guard Tower
18:01 Guard Tower
18:30 Guard Tower
18:30 Guard Tower
18:31 Guard Tower
18:31 Guard Tower
18:35 Scout Tower
18:36 Scout Tower
18:36 Scout Tower
18:37 Scout Tower
18:38 Scout Tower
18:39 Scout Tower
19:32 Guard Tower
19:32 Guard Tower
19:32 Guard Tower
19:34 Guard Tower
19:34 Guard Tower
19:34 Guard Tower
19:35 Guard Tower
19:35 Guard Tower
19:35 Guard Tower
19:36 Guard Tower
19:36 Guard Tower
19:36 Guard Tower
23:01 Scout Tower
23:01 Scout Tower
23:02 Scout Tower
23:03 Scout Tower
23:04 Scout Tower
23:17 Scout Tower
23:18 Scout Tower
23:20 Scout Tower
23:21 Scout Tower
23:23 Scout Tower
23:37 Scout Tower
23:38 Scout Tower
23:40 Scout Tower
23:41 Scout Tower
23:41 Scout Tower
23:42 Scout Tower
23:42 Scout Tower
23:43 Scout Tower
23:47 Guard Tower
23:47 Guard Tower
23:47 Guard Tower
23:56 Guard Tower
24:11 Guard Tower
24:18 Guard Tower
24:19 Guard Tower
27:03 Keep
31:38 Town Hall
31:40 Scout Tower
31:41 Scout Tower
31:42 Scout Tower
31:44 Scout Tower
32:09 Guard Tower
32:09 Guard Tower
32:09 Guard Tower
32:10 Guard Tower
32:10 Guard Tower
32:10 Guard Tower
32:12 Scout Tower
32:14 Scout Tower
32:15 Scout Tower
32:15 Scout Tower
32:18 Scout Tower
32:32 Farm
32:33 Farm
32:42 Guard Tower
32:42 Guard Tower
32:44 Guard Tower
32:44 Guard Tower
32:45 Guard Tower
32:45 Guard Tower
32:45 Guard Tower
32:46 Guard Tower
32:46 Guard Tower
33:13 Guard Tower
33:13 Guard Tower
45:19 Town Hall
49:15 Blacksmith
» items
Scroll of Regeneration6
Scroll of Town Portal2
Ivory Tower9
Potion of Healing3
Mechanical Critter6
Orb of Fire1
Staff of Sanctuary1
28 total
Random» OrcD3c1ph3r (pink | 39 APM | 1364 actions | 35:22)
Hero icon 6 Tauren Chieftain
Ability icon 3 Shockwave
Ability icon 2 Endurance Aura
Ability icon 1 Reincarnation
Hero icon 3 Shadow Hunter
Ability icon 2 Hex
Ability icon 1 Healing Wave

» actions
Assign group hotkey6
Basic commands56
Build / train86
Enter build submenu24
Enter hero's abilities submenu9
Give item / drop item1
Remove unit from queue5
Right click439
Select / deselect566
Select group hotkey80
Use ability92
1364 total
» units
Peon19
Troll Headhunter/Berserker19
Shaman4
Troll Witch Doctor4
Spirit Walker1
47 total
» upgrades
Ranged Weapons3
Armor3
Troll Regeneration1
Shaman Training2
Berserker Upgrade1
Witch Doctor Training2
12 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms1
Orc Burrow7
War Mill2
Barracks2
Voodoo Lounge1
Watch Tower1
Stronghold1
Great Hall4
Fortress1
Spirit Lodge2
22 total
» build order
00:28 Altar of Storms
00:34 Orc Burrow
01:01 War Mill
01:19 Orc Burrow
01:26 Barracks
02:46 Barracks
02:54 Orc Burrow
03:04 Voodoo Lounge
04:05 Watch Tower
05:38 Stronghold
05:50 Great Hall
06:56 Orc Burrow
08:03 Fortress
08:32 Spirit Lodge
09:30 Spirit Lodge
11:55 Orc Burrow
15:15 Great Hall
15:32 War Mill
16:28 Orc Burrow
16:30 Orc Burrow
17:28 Great Hall
21:19 Great Hall
» items
Healing Salve2
Potion of Healing1
Scroll of Town Portal2
Orb of Lightning1
6 total
Random» NightElfxXx_slash_xXx (yellow | 24 APM | 1269 actions | 53:14)
Hero icon 3 Demon Hunter
Ability icon 1 Immolation
Ability icon 1 Evasion
Ability icon 1 Mana Burn

» actions
Assign group hotkey17
Build / train84
Enter build submenu23
Enter hero's abilities submenu3
Remove unit from queue2
Right click509
Select / deselect478
Select group hotkey103
Use ability49
1269 total
» units
Wisp21
Archer14
Huntress3
Hippogryph22
Chimaera14
74 total
» upgrades
Hippogryph Taming1
Corrosive Breath1
2 total
» buildings
Altar of Elders1
Moon Well13
Ancient of War1
Hunter's Hall1
Tree of Ages1
Tree of Eternity1
Ancient of Wind1
Chimaera Roost4
Tree of Life2
Ancient of Wonders1
26 total
» build order
00:07 Altar of Elders
00:12 Moon Well
00:53 Ancient of War
01:50 Moon Well
02:42 Moon Well
03:39 Hunter's Hall
04:37 Moon Well
04:41 Tree of Ages
04:46 Moon Well
07:55 Tree of Eternity
08:08 Ancient of Wind
11:08 Chimaera Roost
13:36 Chimaera Roost
14:37 Chimaera Roost
14:45 Moon Well
14:47 Moon Well
15:46 Chimaera Roost
17:01 Moon Well
18:33 Moon Well
18:34 Moon Well
18:35 Moon Well
18:37 Moon Well
32:47 Tree of Life
36:05 Moon Well
37:25 Ancient of Wonders
43:04 Tree of Life
team 2
NightElfchristieforpres (blue | 30 APM | 1601 actions | 53:14)
Hero icon 6 Pandaren Brewmaster
Ability icon 2 Drunken Haze
Ability icon 3 Drunken Brawler
Ability icon 1 Storm Earth and Fire

» actions
Assign group hotkey15
Build / train55
Enter build submenu13
Enter hero's abilities submenu7
Remove unit from queue1
Right click675
Select / deselect299
Select group hotkey477
Use ability59
1601 total
» units
Wisp9
Archer5
Huntress6
Ice Troll Trapper2
Mud Golem2
Ice Troll Berserker2
Gnoll Overseer1
27 total
» upgrades
Strength of the Moon3
Moon Armor3
Ultravision1
Well Spring1
8 total
» buildings
Altar of Elders1
Moon Well7
Ancient of War1
Tree of Ages1
Hunter's Hall1
Tree of Eternity2
13 total
» build order
00:05 Altar of Elders
00:05 Moon Well
01:45 Moon Well
01:47 Moon Well
01:50 Moon Well
02:49 Moon Well
03:01 Ancient of War
03:49 Moon Well
04:36 Moon Well
05:48 Tree of Ages
05:53 Hunter's Hall
11:13 Tree of Eternity
11:15 Tree of Eternity
» items
Scroll of Regeneration2
Lesser Clarity Potion1
Orb of Fire1
Scroll of Town Portal3
7 total
HumanRunesAndMen (teal | 61 APM | 3241 actions | 53:14)
Hero icon 9 Archmage
Ability icon 3 Summon Water Elemental
Ability icon 3 Brilliance Aura
Ability icon 1 Mass Teleport
Ability icon 2 Blizzard

» actions
Assign group hotkey84
Basic commands299
Build / train122
Enter build submenu82
Enter hero's abilities submenu9
Give item / drop item4
Right click906
Select / deselect512
Select group hotkey988
Use ability235
3241 total
» units
Peasant18
Footman5
Goblin Shredder2
Goblin Zeppelin1
Goblin Sapper3
Dragonhawk Rider15
44 total
» upgrades
Lumber Harvesting1
Masonry3
Storm Hammers1
Cloud1
Swords3
Armor3
Animal War Training1
Long Rifles1
Priest Training1
Sorceress Training1
Magic Sentry1
Gunpowder1
Plating1
19 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Barracks2
Farm16
Scout Tower57
Lumber Mill2
Guard Tower11
Arcane Vault5
Keep1
Town Hall5
Arcane Tower7
Castle1
Gryphon Aviary7
Blacksmith2
Arcane Sanctum1
118 total
» build order
01:10 Altar of Kings
01:12 Barracks
01:15 Barracks
01:19 Farm
01:21 Farm
02:15 Scout Tower
02:18 Scout Tower
02:23 Scout Tower
02:28 Scout Tower
02:44 Scout Tower
02:51 Lumber Mill
03:21 Farm
03:56 Guard Tower
04:04 Farm
04:52 Arcane Vault
05:12 Keep
05:38 Town Hall
06:21 Scout Tower
06:24 Scout Tower
06:27 Scout Tower
06:33 Scout Tower
06:36 Scout Tower
06:41 Scout Tower
06:45 Scout Tower
06:49 Scout Tower
06:57 Guard Tower
06:58 Guard Tower
07:03 Arcane Tower
07:03 Arcane Tower
07:03 Arcane Tower
07:39 Guard Tower
09:58 Castle
10:02 Scout Tower
10:02 Scout Tower
10:03 Scout Tower
10:03 Scout Tower
10:03 Scout Tower
10:04 Scout Tower
10:11 Gryphon Aviary
10:11 Gryphon Aviary
10:13 Gryphon Aviary
10:18 Gryphon Aviary
10:40 Gryphon Aviary
11:15 Guard Tower
11:19 Gryphon Aviary
11:27 Lumber Mill
11:47 Gryphon Aviary
12:01 Farm
12:04 Town Hall
12:14 Farm
13:13 Blacksmith
13:14 Blacksmith
13:17 Farm
13:19 Farm
13:19 Farm
13:20 Farm
13:26 Farm
13:26 Farm
13:29 Farm
13:30 Farm
13:31 Farm
13:32 Farm
14:40 Scout Tower
14:41 Scout Tower
14:41 Scout Tower
14:41 Scout Tower
14:44 Scout Tower
14:46 Scout Tower
14:46 Scout Tower
14:47 Scout Tower
14:48 Scout Tower
14:51 Scout Tower
14:52 Scout Tower
14:54 Scout Tower
14:56 Scout Tower
15:20 Guard Tower
15:52 Guard Tower
16:49 Arcane Sanctum
16:54 Guard Tower
19:27 Arcane Vault
19:30 Arcane Vault
19:32 Arcane Vault
22:43 Town Hall
22:45 Scout Tower
22:46 Scout Tower
22:46 Scout Tower
22:47 Scout Tower
22:48 Scout Tower
22:48 Scout Tower
22:49 Scout Tower
22:49 Scout Tower
22:50 Scout Tower
22:50 Scout Tower
22:51 Scout Tower
22:51 Scout Tower
22:55 Scout Tower
24:13 Guard Tower
24:35 Arcane Tower
24:36 Arcane Tower
25:49 Arcane Tower
29:11 Town Hall
29:34 Scout Tower
29:34 Scout Tower
29:35 Scout Tower
29:35 Scout Tower
29:37 Scout Tower
29:37 Scout Tower
29:37 Scout Tower
29:38 Scout Tower
29:39 Scout Tower
29:39 Scout Tower
29:40 Scout Tower
29:40 Scout Tower
31:08 Guard Tower
31:09 Guard Tower
35:50 Arcane Vault
37:17 Town Hall
» items
Scroll of Regeneration9
Ivory Tower2
Scroll of Town Portal2
Potion of Healing2
Mechanical Critter2
17 total
Random» Humansiverarrow120 (green | 24 APM | 949 actions | 39:54)
Hero icon 7 Blood Mage
Ability icon 3 Flame Strike
Ability icon 3 Siphon Mana
Ability icon 1 Summon Phoenix

» actions
Basic commands6
Build / train46
Enter build submenu36
Enter hero's abilities submenu7
Right click310
Select / deselect498
Use ability46
949 total
» units
Peasant8
Footman7
Gryphon Rider15
30 total
» upgrades
Swords1
Storm Hammers1
2 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Farm11
Barracks1
Lumber Mill1
Scout Tower11
Keep1
Guard Tower4
Gryphon Aviary2
Blacksmith1
Castle1
Arcane Vault1
35 total
» build order
00:09 Altar of Kings
00:15 Farm
00:32 Barracks
01:14 Farm
01:23 Lumber Mill
01:50 Farm
01:55 Farm
05:30 Scout Tower
05:33 Scout Tower
06:08 Scout Tower
06:10 Scout Tower
06:15 Keep
06:38 Farm
06:45 Farm
07:16 Farm
07:22 Farm
07:53 Farm
08:02 Farm
08:07 Guard Tower
08:31 Scout Tower
08:38 Farm
09:05 Scout Tower
09:34 Guard Tower
09:43 Gryphon Aviary
09:51 Scout Tower
10:03 Blacksmith
11:13 Castle
11:17 Arcane Vault
12:30 Scout Tower
13:07 Scout Tower
13:10 Scout Tower
13:49 Scout Tower
13:56 Gryphon Aviary
25:57 Guard Tower
27:44 Guard Tower
NightElfbrandon0785 (orange | 20 APM | 804 actions | 39:25)
Hero icon 5 Goblin Tinker
Ability icon 3 Pocket Factory
Ability icon 2 Engineering Upgrade

» actions
Build / train118
Enter build submenu45
Enter hero's abilities submenu5
Right click271
Select / deselect288
Use ability76
804 total
» units
Wisp49
Archer5
Huntress5
Druid of the Claw12
Goblin Shredder1
Chimaera13
Dryad5
90 total
» upgrades
Strength of the Wild3
Reinforced Hides3
Upgrade Moon Glaive1
Strength of the Moon1
Druid of the Claw Training2
Abolish Magic1
Corrosive Breath1
Resistant Skin1
Hardened Skin1
Mark of the Claw1
15 total
» buildings
Moon Well10
Ancient of War2
Altar of Elders1
Hunter's Hall1
Tree of Ages1
Tree of Life4
Tree of Eternity1
Ancient of Lore2
Ancient Protector16
Ancient of Wind1
Ancient of Wonders1
Chimaera Roost3
43 total
» build order
00:10 Moon Well
00:48 Ancient of War
00:59 Altar of Elders
02:47 Moon Well
03:49 Hunter's Hall
04:09 Tree of Ages
05:15 Tree of Life
05:59 Moon Well
06:33 Moon Well
06:36 Tree of Eternity
07:32 Moon Well
08:35 Tree of Life
08:50 Ancient of Lore
09:44 Ancient Protector
09:50 Ancient Protector
11:16 Tree of Life
11:48 Ancient of Lore
12:03 Ancient of Wind
12:35 Moon Well
13:01 Ancient of Wonders
13:31 Moon Well
13:42 Chimaera Roost
13:45 Chimaera Roost
14:13 Chimaera Roost
17:12 Ancient Protector
17:18 Ancient Protector
17:33 Ancient Protector
17:43 Ancient Protector
17:48 Ancient Protector
19:29 Ancient Protector
19:42 Ancient Protector
21:35 Ancient Protector
21:39 Ancient Protector
21:43 Ancient Protector
21:46 Ancient Protector
23:50 Ancient Protector
23:53 Ancient Protector
23:56 Ancient Protector
29:05 Moon Well
29:09 Moon Well
29:13 Moon Well
35:30 Tree of Life
35:37 Ancient of War
» items
Orb of Venom2
Potion of Healing2
4 total

Chat log

(00:36 / Allies) siverarrow120: rush?
(00:39 / Allies) brandon0785: no
(01:36 / Allies) RunesAndMen: shit
(01:57 / Allies) RunesAndMen: wood
(02:25 / Allies) RunesAndMen: wood
(02:58 / Allies) RunesAndMen: creeps so gay

(05:21 / Allies) RunesAndMen: lawl so stupid

(08:08 / Allies) RunesAndMen: gold

(10:20 / Allies) brandon0785: tp
(10:29 / Allies) RunesAndMen: I walking bro
(10:35 / Allies) RunesAndMen: me run fast
(11:02 / Allies) siverarrow120: ty
(11:37 / Allies) brandon0785: lumber plz

(14:20 / Allies) RunesAndMen: expo
(14:23 / Allies) RunesAndMen: expo blue
(14:25 / Allies) RunesAndMen: expo blue
(14:27 / Allies) RunesAndMen: expo blue
(14:30 / Allies) RunesAndMen: attack the expo
(14:37 / Allies) RunesAndMen: godo work
(14:41 / Allies) brandon0785: lumber if u can spare
(14:55 / Allies) christieforpres: where did those explosy things come from
(15:01 / Allies) RunesAndMen: I bought them
(15:05 / Allies) christieforpres: oh
(15:07 / Allies) christieforpres: i thought it was a tk
(15:39 / Allies) RunesAndMen: let him stat making it first
(16:37 / Allies) brandon0785: lumber plz
(16:50 / Allies) brandon0785: ty
(16:54 / Allies) brandon0785: chims on the way
(16:58 / Allies) brandon0785: im ready when yall are
(17:18 / Allies) RunesAndMen: attack bottom

(18:49 / Allies) RunesAndMen: orange b
(18:57 / Allies) RunesAndMen: nvm we come

(20:12 / All) christieforpres: GG
(21:01 / Allies) siverarrow120: ty

(24:37 / All) RunesAndMen: lawl
(24:40 / All) RunesAndMen: my expansion bud

(26:06 / All) RunesAndMen: retard

(33:01 / All) D3c1ph3r: WOW
(33:45 / All) D3c1ph3r: red is a fucking moron
(33:55 / All) DeviIDance: I got the gold bro
(33:57 / All) DeviIDance: You don't
(34:01 / All) brandon0785: lol
(34:08 / All) D3c1ph3r: You try to tp to my hero when he has 100hp
(34:12 / All) DeviIDance: my bad!
(34:16 / All) D3c1ph3r: and u have 10k gold
(34:21 / All) D3c1ph3r: ur obviously a fucking moron
(34:25 / All) DeviIDance: only 8k bro
(34:40 / All) D3c1ph3r: and then he tks..
(35:02 / All) DeviIDance: I will give you gold if pink apologises
(35:06 / All) DeviIDance: and acknowledges me as his rightful king
(35:09 / All) D3c1ph3r: Fuck yourself
(35:09 / All) DeviIDance: with him a lowly vassal
(35:11 / Allies) brandon0785: gold plz
(35:24 / All) DeviIDance: You are to be 4-3 now, time to make a new account my son

(36:38 / All) RunesAndMen: Hear ye hear ye, Lord Farsanky the King of Azeroth and Lord Rod the King of Lordaeron
(36:49 / All) RunesAndMen: announce that all the land is to be divied up betwixt the two powers
(37:08 / All) DeviIDance: They refuse to accept our rightful rule
(37:20 / All) DeviIDance: They are pagans, lawless heathens
(37:24 / All) DeviIDance: They should be slain like the dogs they are
(37:27 / All) DeviIDance: as they refuse to be converted
(37:34 / All) brandon0785: red u liking this too much
(37:46 / All) DeviIDance: You are to be 9-20 now, that is hilariously bad
(38:07 / All) brandon0785: idk i think for size thats pretty ggood
(38:14 / All) siverarrow120: teal wtf....
(38:22 / All) brandon0785: fucking dick
(38:23 / All) DeviIDance: He is your rightful King and you refused to accept him
(38:26 / All) DeviIDance: You were slain, heathen
(38:36 / All) RunesAndMen: Only those that accept the Two King Powers as rightful rulers of these lands shall live
(38:37 / All) siverarrow120: red you refused
(38:42 / All) DeviIDance: I will give you gold if you acknowledge me as your rightful King, yellow
(38:49 / All) siverarrow120: i never declined shit js...
(38:51 / All) DeviIDance: And swear homage to me as my vassal
(38:58 / All) RunesAndMen: By orders of Lord Farsanky, King of Azeroth Emperor of the Trolls
(38:59 / All) brandon0785: teal eat the run from a diseased dick
(39:03 / All) RunesAndMen: I hereby sentence you to death
(39:12 / All) DeviIDance: Swear it fast, yellow, while your men still live
(39:23 / All) DeviIDance: Do you accept me as the rightful ruler of this land?
(39:37 / All) siverarrow120: teal you fucking ass
(39:44 / All) DeviIDance: Say it more sincerely
(39:54 / All) DeviIDance: Say, "I swear homage to you as my rightful lord and ruler"
(40:31 / All) DeviIDance: Very well, there is a paltry sum to start your dutchy

(42:31 / Allies) RunesAndMen: Sir Blue, doth thou swear fealty to me as true king of these realms?

(43:32 / All) RunesAndMen: Kill the boar at your western most province
(43:39 / All) RunesAndMen: My gift to thee
(43:45 / All) christieforpres: you guys are messed up
(43:53 / All) RunesAndMen: A fine feast for you and the Queen of Lordaeron
(43:57 / All) RunesAndMen: and your fine peasants
(44:13 / All) DeviIDance: Yellow is not being a very good vassal
(44:17 / All) DeviIDance: He is complaining all the time
(44:22 / All) DeviIDance: and begging of his Lord things he does not need
(44:27 / All) DeviIDance: Now he spams a signal upon the map
(44:31 / All) RunesAndMen: Sir Blue is a saucy young knave indeed!
(44:33 / All) DeviIDance: I feel that he must be executed for high treason
(44:38 / All) DeviIDance: His original pledge to me was not sincere!
(44:51 / All) RunesAndMen: Querrelous rascals! Avaunt ye!
(45:20 / All) RunesAndMen: Ye are not so feet to even lick the dog shit from my royal boots!
(45:38 / All) DeviIDance: Not anymore
(45:41 / All) DeviIDance: You are a traitor
(45:43 / All) DeviIDance: and must be executed
(46:02 / All) DeviIDance: You complained far too much and begged your Lord of things that are not yours
(46:09 / All) DeviIDance: such as from my coffers
(46:13 / All) DeviIDance: You are a traitor
(46:51 / All) DeviIDance: See? You are asking your Lord of things not in your control
(46:59 / All) DeviIDance: I shall not end it. He is the rightful king of his land
(47:14 / All) DeviIDance: We are partnered kingdoms in an alliance of trade, an alliance of ideology
(47:24 / All) DeviIDance: We shall not bow down to a lowly serf who was stripped of his vassalship
(47:25 / All) christieforpres: I wish i was half as cool as you guys
(47:31 / All) xXx_slash_xXx: agreed
(47:35 / All) xXx_slash_xXx: i jsut want to win
(47:39 / All) xXx_slash_xXx: i need this win
(47:46 / All) RunesAndMen: As well you should, if you were even half as cool as we are you might be a Duke or a Baron!
(47:46 / All) DeviIDance: You will never be, as our Lordship is given to us by divine right
(48:30 / All) xXx_slash_xXx: red has fucking 13 k gold and 15k wood wtf!
(49:06 / All) DeviIDance: I am bringing peace and prosperity to this land
(49:10 / All) DeviIDance: A new Pax Romana!
(49:12 / All) RunesAndMen: He is a fair bit richer than I, his Jews are most proficient at scrounging up loose change indeed
(49:19 / All) RunesAndMen: Veritable wizards of finance!
(49:30 / All) RunesAndMen: And I have so many mouths to feed with my vast hordes of Dragon Riders!
(49:37 / All) DeviIDance: Perhaps I am not better, but my land was simply wealthier and I was more fortunate
(49:42 / All) DeviIDance: It surely could be a matter of pure luck

(51:18 / All) DeviIDance: Alright both of you, listen up
(51:31 / All) xXx_slash_xXx: yes master
(51:52 / All) DeviIDance: We have jousting contests to attend soon
(51:56 / All) DeviIDance: We must depart
(52:01 / All) DeviIDance: and you will have temporary ownership of this land
(52:03 / All) DeviIDance: Sound fair?
(52:12 / All) RunesAndMen: We leave our realms in trusty hands as we travel to the Dwarven realms
(52:27 / All) RunesAndMen: to watch them fine midget dwarves joust!
(52:38 / All) DeviIDance: This is a great honour to the two of you, you should both be very thankful
(53:11 / All) RunesAndMen: Fairwell ya'll! Fare ye well!